May 2013
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You know what’s funny is that there was a talking behind other peoples backs joke in the improv show and then some fucker tries to do that over the internet, are you kidding.
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Anonymous asked: NO BUT REALLY I dunt like her
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Anonymous asked: What do you really think of Katie K
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robsomerock:
I like tumblr but I would have no problem with this site being burned to the ground just destroy it all please destroy it
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whitecaps-of-whitenoisea réagi à votrebillet:siranoftitan a réagi à votre billet : If I’m ever…
HAHAHAHAHA MADDI
oh my god LEAVE
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#im so funny i actually have a blog dedicated to all the hilarious shit i say #take that sylvia plath
Madison
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siranoftitan a réagi à votre billet : If I’m ever called a boy or a lesbian again…
God I’m so sorry
siranoftitan a réagi à votre billet : If I’m ever called a boy or a lesbian again…
You took it like a man though b
hahahahhahahah, you fuckin’ bitch, this is the LAST TIME I laugh at this jesus
siranoftitan:
“Consume me from the inside out, pimp daddy”
“Your body is a temple of pimp daddy, who is in you”
“Honor pimp daddy with your body”
“Pimp daddy beside me, pimp daddy inside me”
I went to church today and replaced the words “god” and “lord” with “pimp daddy” to keep myself entertained.
As per my advise, although credit to Jay.
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If I’m ever called a boy or a lesbian again because of my short hair, I swear to fucking god.
The roast was fun, but I’m fucking done.
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real talk my dog is sleeping next to me on my bed and he hasn’t done this since I first got him and forced him too ahhhhhh
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iamanoxymorona réagi à votrebillet:I’m going to be made fun of and making fun of…
make it HOT
I get it cause it’s a ROAST
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I’m going to be made fun of and making fun of tonight and my burns are so sick im fr*ckin’ pumped.
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are you kidding
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop
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holy shit when the fuck did this happen
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stop stop stop
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amanoxymorona réagi à votrebillet:I fucking hate fucking shitty parents…
:( ??
>:( I hate other peoples parents
“There’s no cure for being a cunt.”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
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I fucking hate fucking shitty parents that withhold their kids from doing the fucking shit they like like fucking theater because of the shit they fucking say thats funny in the fucking performances.
Like how can you not realize you are a fucking shitty person and that ten out of ten times you’re going to affect your kid very, very negatively
fuck
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Did you know that the entire scene was improvised? They made it up because thats how talented they are, wow.
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i keep accidentally calling my dog a doobi
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Watchdelightfulwonders:
thebluthcompany:
First trailer for Arrested Development - Season 4!
Oh my god.
Holy shit, I’m excited.
shybat:
*romantically calls you dude*
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Me: You smell like Bacardi!
Mom: Who's that? What's that?
Me: YOUR ONLY FRIEND.
Mom: *laughs - That is not true, I have A LOT of friends.
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[[MORE]]No, yeah, dad, make me feel bad about choosing to not go out with my friends (not real friends though, like you said) after the show and thus making me look and sound like a friendless, boring loser with no life! appreciate it.
Been up since 5 thirty, stressed, and have been by some shitty people; going out and feeling obligated to joke around and be happy is only gonna exhaust me even...
